FPLeague

The Drew Pierce Method of Madness II

for 2002 Season

Week 1:
Predictions made by taking the # of vowels divided by # of consonants in the team name and picking the team with value closest to 1/3, if tie then same with city and team name
OUTCOME: 10/16

Week 2:
Predictions made by picking the team whose kicker has the longest career field goal, if tie then tallest kicker
OUTCOME: 5/16

Week 3:
Predictions made by picking the highest value of the team's city population divided by their QB's number
OUTCOME: 9/14

Week 4:
Predictions made by picking the oldest team, if tie then western most team
OUTCOME: 8/14

Week 5:
Predictions made by picking the team with the darkest home jersey
OUTCOME: 6/14

Week 6:
Predictions made by picking the team with the tallest punter
OUTCOME: 10/14

Week 7:
Predictions made by picking the team whose head coach's first letter of first name is closest to the letter "O", if tie then first letter of last name closest to "L", if tie then team location closest to Canada
OUTCOME: 6/14

Week 8:
Predictions made by picking the team whose first two wide receivers listed alphabetically have the greatest sum in jersey numbers, if tie then QB with higest number
OUTCOME: 9/14

Week 9:
Predictions made by picking the team whose head coach has the lightest color hair
OUTCOME: 9/14

Week 10:
Predictions made by picking the team who has the youngest Tight End
OUTCOME: 7.5/14

Week 11:
Predictions made by picking the team who has the tallest QB, if tie then lightest QB
OUTCOME: 6/16

Week 12:
Predictions made by picking the team who has the coolest helmet in Drew's opinion
OUTCOME: 7/16

Week 13:
Predictions made by picking the team whose city is closest to Kansas City
OUTCOME: 8/16

Week 14:
Predictions made by the formula:

where psi sub 2 = last digit of QB's number, kappa sub 1 = first digit of kicker's number, rho sub w = first wide receiver's weight (alphabetically), and eta = punter's weight
OUTCOME: 8/16

Week 15:
Predictions made by picking the home team unless they have blue or green in their uniform
OUTCOME: 3/16

Week 16:
Predictions made by picking the "skinniest" QB by taking the lowest result of weight divided by height in inches
OUTCOME: 7/16

Week 17:
Predictions made by picking the team whose head coach has a birthday closest to Drew's (Aug. 5)
OUTCOME: 8/16

Wild Card Playoffs:
Predictions made by picking the team whose city's first letter is closest to the letter "M"
OUTCOME: 2/4

Divisional Playoffs:
Predictions made by picking the team from the smallest town
OUTCOME: 2/4

Conference Playoffs:
Predictions made by picking the team whos mascot weighs less
OUTCOME: 1/2

Super Bowl XXXVII:
Prediction made by coin toss
OUTCOME: 0/1