FPLeague

The Drew Pierce Method of Madness

for 2001 Season

Week 8:
Predictions made by team name with most # of different vowels, if tie then place (city, state etc.) with most # of different vowels, if tie then QB with most # of different vowels
OUTCOME: 8/14

Week 9:
Predictions made by the Northern-most team
OUTCOME: 9/15

Week 10:
Predictions made by throwing darts: blue - home team, red - visiting team, white - re-throw
OUTCOME: 6/15

Week 11:
Predictions made by team name with third letter closest to "a", if tie then place (city, state etc.) with third letter closest to "a"
OUTCOME: 9/15

Week 12:
Predictions made by largest physical size or body weight of the adult of the team's name, if tie then which team's name is meaner
OUTCOME: 4/15

Week 13:
Predictions made by coin flipping: heads - 1st team named to him, tails - second team named to him
OUTCOME: 6/15

Week 14:
Predictions made by the formula:

where lowercase sigma = state population, chi = city population, sum of epsilon = number of extremities the team name has, lambda = number of NFL teams in the state, and gamma sub double prime = height of starting QB in inches
OUTCOME: 8/15

Week 15:
Predictions made by team with heaviest player, if tie then second heaviest player and so on
OUTCOME: 4/15

Week 16:
Predictions made by slowest team name
OUTCOME: 8/15

Week 17:
Predictions made by team location starting with letter closest to "m", if tie then same with team name
OUTCOME: 9/15

Wild Card Playoffs:
Predictions made by team name with the most similar letters in the word "conglomeration". if tie then same with place
OUTCOME: 3/4

Divisional Playoffs:
Predictions made by team name that would last longest in the Antarctic
OUTCOME: 3/4

Conference Playoffs:
Predictions made by team closest to a randomly selected city - Duchesne, Utah
OUTCOME: 1/2

Super Bowl XXXVI:
Prediction made by coin toss
OUTCOME: 1/1